Fashion for non pregnant attendee carrying a FEW extra pounds.

First Challenge, what to wear it is not every day you get invited to your good friends baby shower, and its being hosted at Pennyhill Park the five f*!ing star hotel. Currently I have a few extra pounds really do not want to be confused with the real mums to be. So I settle on the recently purchased brown silk dress, unfortunately the only tights of the right tone are footless so I knot the toe and squidge my foot into my kitten heels not comfortable but rationalise, creamed teas do not generally involve lots of walking and luckily it didn't. Brown tights were a good choice as I dropped jam on my leg and it rubbed in and was hardly noticeable.

Baby Shower Post Dated 2002 Please

This is my first baby shower as guest, even though I have five children I never had one of these. The idea is great, girls some champagne, gorgeous crustless sandwiches, fantastic cakes all gooey chocolate and creamy. The sex in the city types who came lovely, so beautiful hardly touched there three tier plate of sandwiches.I made mental note the slimmer, sophisticated, clear skinned companions have more willpower than us cake in the mouth types enduring the knotted toe of tights in shoe types.(Do not worry we did their sandwiches justice)

I had a lovely girlie chat with two other mums to be, glad to say did not feel broody one bit, five is fine for me, five is my number no more. I can't wait to hold their babies and cuddle them, most importantly give them back before going home.

The presents so pretty, books, tiny socks, little vests, changing bag, I wondered if I could hold one for Mimi post event, just four years post arrival. I would quite happily stuff a cushion up my front and let everyone pat me.

Sixth Birthday PArty Plans

Having completely missed the boat with Scarlets Party, all the local farms fully booked, Wentworth we are not celebrity enough to be allowed to have party on Saturday, ie yes we can make an exception if Hello or Ok are covering the party, unfortunately they aren't so you can have a sunday in June, but her birthday is March. ( I knew I should have married that footballer I met at a nightclub long ago) So we are now at Pots a bout U in Eton, I am catering for 12 children who will be painting stars, or tiles or mugs.
Pity that i brought the farm themed party bags before booking the farm, still the kids won't notice.

My Birthday
As mothers day sort of went un-celebrated and today the husband has his wife went to gym and god forbid went out in the afternoon sulk on, birthday is unlikely to be anything monumentus.
I have though lined up a little breakfast, we have Scarlets performance of the play Little Star and then we are out to dinner where I shall unveil my new black skirt.... drum roll... shirt and new shoes.
My aim will be to get from our bedroom in these purchases to the taxi without a chocolate, snot or toilet encounter of the child kind.

Work
Currently I have a great boss, and a great co-worker, but anyone else nice seems to be resigning and there work comes flying toward me. Take Friday 29 incoming calls from all over the business, dealing with DVD production, staff reviews, menu for top dinner and a brochure that had gone to press. I had a list of ten things to do but actually got tongue fatigue and by the evening had no conversation left.

SEX
I thought I would throw this in as have been pondering over the deeper meaning of it, a thing I have decided just women do, to men it is just physical and necessary like breathing. To us girls it has to include feelings, would like to hear what a female porn star thinks on this, don't know any female porn stars, unlikely to meet one in Waitrose, JohnLewis or on the school run so will never know.
Am knackered but kinda feeling up for it as all the babythings do get girls even girls who will be 44 on Friday going.