Boy age 12 slight smell problem!
Boy are 11 serious smell problem!
My boys have just both showered, I have given up with providing separate shower gel, shampoo and conditioner, Good Old Imperial leather have invented a bottle of do everything that smells specatacular.
The problem is I was cooking so did not supervise the hygiene regime tonight, both are obviously wet, the towels on the bathroom floor are wet, yet when I just kissed Tom good night there was still a boy smell.
I need to build supervision of shower into bedtime regime. Classically Tom said he liked the new stuff as he could put it on his head and it would do the rest. Hence why the mud from soccer is still on his knee.
Poor Scarlet has my pathetic blood and reactives aggressively to bites, an insect bite on her foot is so swollen, even after three doses of antihistimine. So Nurse mum arrives home from work and can only find an eye patch, which doubles up as a magic bandage. Trouble is the first aid kit only contains one and Mimi is convinced she has the need for a bandage. I am bitten by our youngest house member, and she sojourns on the naughty stair muttering about bandages and calling me a poo poo monster. ( Which actually I can be if bitten on my buttock by a three year old, poo poo monster is just about what I turn into)
London Night Out
I could be in London tonight, no really I could be at the cafe royal in my going out dress, in my cfm heels drinking champagne and watching the boxing. I chose to come home and spend the evening sorting out my paperwork and chaufeuring our own in house would be super star to the latest audition for something. Lets hope we can see her if she gets the part.
Sofa Scandal update
I am still not talking to mr wrong sofa's he is too full of cheap charm, if new sofa does not materialise his life will become progressively more uncomfortable.
Must get to grips with chapter four of my book, if Tara PT can get a book in the top 100 in tesco so can Louise R G - watch out Tara I am creating a best seller.
